14 June 2009


don't be alarmed fucking yourself is normal and all the cool kids are doing it

Masturbation refers to sexual stimulation, especially of one's own genitals (self masturbation), often to the point of orgasm. The stimulation can be performed manually, by other types of bodily contact. Masturbation is a common form of auto-eroticism, and the two words are often used as synonyms, although masturbation with a partner (mutual masturbation) is also common. Animal masturbation has been observed in many species, both in the wild and in captivity
[and you are and animal like it or not]

Ways of masturbating common to members of both sexes include pressing or rubbing your [private] area, either with the fingers or against an object such as a pillow; inserting fingers or an object into the anus (ewww not me tho); and stimulating the penis or vulva with electric vibrators, which may also be inserted into the vagina or anus. Members of both sexes may also enjoy touching, rubbing, or pinching the nipples or other erogenous zones while masturbating. Both sexes sometimes apply lubricating substances to intensify sensation.

Men and women may masturbate until they are close to orgasm, stop for a while to reduce excitement, and then resume masturbating. They may repeat this cycle multiple times. This "stop and go" build-up can achieve even stronger orgasms. Rarely, people quit stimulation just before orgasm to retain the heightened energy that normally comes down after orgasm

and now that we know what it is
uh, how do we do it?

women you can:
  • stroke or rub your clit with your index finger and/or middle finger [if you need more than that wtf]
  • you can stick one or more fingers in you [and if you been fucking since been fucking a fist will work too]
  • you can use masturbation aids such as a vibrator, dildo or Ben Wa balls; they can also be used to stimulate the vagina and clitoris
  • many women caress their breasts or stimulate a nipple with the free hand, if these are receptive areas for sexual stimulation.
  • anal stimulation is also enjoyed by some [but not by Iba O hell no]
  • lubrication is sometimes used during masturbation, especially when penetration is involved, but this is not universal and many women find their natural lubrication sufficient [something else Iba O don't need]
Me myself, penetration ain't needed just a simple vibration on the clit and BOOOOYAAAAAH
The feeling i get out of a nice clit massage would be like im being touched in many different place at once. like i have to pee but a little more intense, what about you?

Now common positions include lying on back or face down, sitting, squatting, kneeling or standing. In a bath or shower [very very nice btw] a female may direct tap water at her clitoris and vulva. Lying face down one may use the hands, one may straddle a pillow, the corner or edge of the bed, a partner's leg or some scrunched-up clothing and "hump" the vulva and clitoris against it. Standing up a chair, the corner of an item of furniture or even a washing machine can be used to stimulate the clitoris through the labia and clothing. Some masturbate using only pressure applied to the clitoris without direct contact, for example by pressing the palm or ball of the hand against underwear or other clothing

Women can sexually stimulate themselves by crossing their legs tightly and clenching the muscles in their legs, creating pressure on the genitals. This can potentially be done in public without observers noticing. Thoughts, fantasies, and memories of previous instances of arousal and orgasm can produce sexual excitation. Some women can orgasm spontaneously by force of will alone, although this may not strictly qualify as masturbation as no physical stimulus is involved.

Sex therapists will sometimes recommend that female patients take time to masturbate to orgasm, especially if they have not done so before. [and please don't lie, everyone has tried it at least once. how you know you don't like it if you don't try it?]

i dont have a dick but imma give this a try and ask wiki!

The most common male masturbation technique is simply to hold the penis with a loose fist and then to move the hand up and down the shaft. This type of stimulation is typically all that is required to achieve orgasm and ejaculation . The speed of the hand motion will vary from person to person, although it is not uncommon for the speed to increase as ejaculation nears and for it to decrease during the ejaculation itself. When uncircumcised,[eww very much not ok dude] stimulation of the penis in this way comes from the "pumping" of the foreskin. This gliding motion of the foreskin reduces friction.

On circumcised males, this technique creates more direct contact between the hand and the glans. To avoid soreness from this resulting friction, some males prefer to use a personal lubricant during masturbation. [so glad i have a vajayjay!]

Circumcised or not, men may rub or massage the glans, the rim of the glans, and the frenular delta. [the dick and balls]

The prostate gland is one of the organs that contributes fluid to semen. As the prostate is touch-sensitive, some directly stimulate it using a well-lubricated finger or dildo inserted through the anus into the rectum. Stimulating the prostate from outside, via pressure on the perineum, can be pleasurable as well. Some men also enjoy anal stimulation, with fingers or otherwise, without any prostate stimulation.

A somewhat controversial ejaculation control technique is to put pressure on the perineum, about halfway between the scrotum and the anus, just before ejaculating. This can, however, redirect semen into the bladder (referred to as retrograde ejaculation).

Yeah so the simple thing for me to do was ask a friend and he aswered to a t:
  • there's the basic "chokin of the chicken" which is your average single hand..strokin from a lil bit above the base to some part of the tip..
  • a few variants on that like.. the 3 finger stroke...
  • with the 3 finger situation.. it's pretty much the overkill... no nonsense.. strictly rubbin on the helmet's brim..its quicker than usin the whole hand.. it does the trick..
  • after that, there are other "tricks" that usually get incorporated, dependin on the guy's level of experience...with himself...
  • a good one is like a mushing type of gesture..take it over the tip.. sorta curvin the wrist up..kinda like guidin it into your belly button..tapping it keep the blood flowing
  • if we're on full tilt, and wanna different feeling, there's a crease in between the fore arm and bicep.. but I suppose u hafta have some length on ya to pull it off..
  • there's the double handed stroke.. since like I said earlier the one hand doesn't really go over the tip.. u can use the other hand to simulate tightness.. and really fuck ya hands..
Guess he knows alot huh? HA! and i asked him how it felt for men and he let me know its like
" ya arm in warm water". Mmmm i love warm water LMAO

Mutual masturbation is a sexual act where two or more people stimulate themselves or one another sexually, usually with the hands.

It is part of a full repertoire of sexual intercourse, where it may be used as an interlude, foreplay or as an alternative to penetration. For some people, non-penetrative sex or frottage is the primary sexual activity of choice above all others. Participants who do not want full sexual intercourse thus still enjoy a mutual sexual act.

Mutual masturbation is practiced by people of all sexual orientations. If used as an alternative to penile-vaginal penetration, the aim may be to preserve virginity or to prevent pregnancy. Some people choose it as it achieves sexual satisfaction without actual sex, possibly seeing it as an alternative to casual sex.

Anywho if i left something out or you have something ''special'' you like to do, email me at ibao@poethicsoul.com and i can share your experience with others, or if its too sexy, keep it for myself.

until next time lovers